When the Tigers Broke free

It was just before dawn 
One miserable morning in black 'forty four.
When the forward commander 
Was told to sit tight 
When he asked that his men be withdrawn. 
And the Generals gave thanks 
As the other ranks held back 
The enemy tanks for a while. 
And the Anzio bridgehead 
Was held for the price 
Of a few hundred ordinary lives.

And kind old King George 
Sent Mother a note 
When he heard that father was gone.
It was, I recall, 
In the form of a scroll, 
With gold leaf and all.
And I found it one day 
In a drawer of old photographs, hidden away.
And my eyes still grow damp to remember 
His Majesty signed 
With his own rubber stamp.

It was dark all around.
There was frost in the ground
When the tigers broke free.
And no one survived 
From the Royal Fusiliers Company C.
They were all left behind,
Most of them dead,
The rest of them dying.
And that's how the High Command
Took my daddy from me.

Fancy Word of the week! (50)

This first week we'll have a word pointing directly to myself and my friend, Kristoffer. Come-have-a-look-see! ;)

Sciolist a person who pretends to be knowledgeable and well informed.

Stay tuned next sunday for the next "Fancy Work of the week!" 

Thank you, and good night. :)

Janove i Kaizers, Ragnhild og mej.. (Mej til venstre..)

Eksamen, eksamen, eksamen og oppgave-eksamen

No e æ dritlei tå å læssa om lingvistikk og koss og kordan Shakepeare ha vælt ordan i A midsummer's night dream me omhu og omtenksomhet.. Stryk æ på nå tå eksamenan her så fløtte æ heim å kjøpe gårn. 

Gode nyheter og: Ha fått respons på oppgave-eksamen i exPaed, lærerfaget, og forelesarn ha itj sett en så god oppgave på lengre tid.. Good stuff.. nuh - back to the book. Zzz

Trondheim torg: Dass i tredje i etasje.

Vi som har kjæresta av feminin kvalitet veit at etter et vist antall minutt i midtbyn, så e d duka for toalettbesøk. Korr ainna plass ein på Trondheim torg? Vi stakkaran som da må vent på at det fornødne e gjort, korr gjør vi av oss? For e d nå benk e.l. utafor? Eller i umidelbar nærhet? Eller litt lenger ein umidelbar nærhet? Nei. Æsj.

Fekk itj sovva, skreiv dikt:

Flakse

flaks
flak
se

akse
laks
se

flaske
falske
se

falsk
aksel
se

slak
falk
se

sel
alf
se

le
la
se

Flakse
Flaks - ROT
E - BF

SE!

Fine bilde!

..

"Late-Bjørnar" og "Ape-Lars" i aksjon

Good Stuff..

Mått nesten post d..

Toaster!!!

So..! In our "basisgruppe" in Ex.Paed vi had to present  something to the other guys in the group. Anything! The choice was easy:

My Toaster.

Well, I figured the easiest way to present this rather simple piece of engineering was to acctually make toast! And so I did. I got up a little earlier than usuall and packed my backpack. Packlist:

• Toaster (obviously)
• Two slices of cheap euroshopperbread (allready cut and ready for toasting)
• Four slices of cheese (two in-between the bread, two on top)
• One piece of ham (What's toast without meat? Gay-toast, that's what)!
• One box of butter (Thou puttest butter on the bread)
• One tomato (tomato)
• One big knife (to cut the tomato (duh-uh))
• One small knife (to get the butter on-to the bread)
• One cutting plate (To cut the tomato on, and also for serving the toast)
• Last, but not least; Pizza-herbs (Oregano, basil, etc.. "green herbs..")

And so I made toast, on school. While the whole thing was cooking, I talked about the toasters many uses. I have made hot dogs and seikarbonade in that toaster! Then I told the audience about "The toaster in time: A brief historylesson in toasters". Pretty cool.

History (notes for oral presentation):

• Before electricity: 
• One pute the slices of bread into a iron frame and held it over the fire
• (Also avaliable today: Naturmagasinet.no (296,-) 52,-kr discount!
• After electricity:
• The steelwire to heat the plates used today: 1922, Albert March, Detroit and William Hoskins, Chicago
• First Toaster: 1893, British, named Eclipse, no commercial sucsess
• First sucsessfull toaster: GE, 1909, model D-12
• High-tech-Toasters:
• 1990: interntett toaster: Toaster controllable from the web!
• 2001: Weather-forecast-toaster: Printed the weather on the breadslice. (limited to sunny or cloudy)
• 2005: Embeedes systemdesign-toaster: Toaster with operationsystem, like windows, only shittier.

And that would be it. The toast was a sucsess! And the timing was pretty good. Audience enjoyed it, and got nothing but positive response!

A good day.

(Background music while writting this: Soil - True Self (album))

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Vorspiel..

Eller fæst om du vil.. Kristoffer  og Ingrid på besøk.. :) Akkurat no går d i  goe gamle Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man.. Ymse musikk av forskjellig slag går over anlegge her.. :D Alt fra Bob t Rmsund t Symphony X.. Hiva lag! Starta vorse me litt klassisk "Mittnytj.." og øybryn som går opp og ikke minst ne i høtt og ja, kadaver.. Jørgen og Stine kjæm seinar, forhåpentligvis.. Itj forde, vi kose oss.. Savne Marianne da, men hu møte vi på byen, hu e på seminar me Strindheim Janitsar... Håpe hu kose sæ..

Men no stikk eg.. Asosialt å setta her..

-Eivind.. :)

Ukas (!) forelesning uke35:

D må bli Exfac0003 Språk og litteratur - Litteraturdelen med Anders!

Under forelesning spilt han Neil Young med Rockin' In The Free World for at vi sku lær å finne tema og motiv. Istedet for å gi oss ei novelle på gresk. TAKK!! Og ikke minst som eksempel på tema og motiv brukte han The Matrix, som i filmen, med linja "Follow the white rabbit.." til motiv og at verden er en falsk virkelighet og at mennesker faktisk er brukt til å produsere strøm til tema. Fantastisk!

Lønn!!

Fått lønna fra juli/august! Og stipend! Yeah! No mangle æ bare bankkortet!! 

English

So the woman lecturing English1201 advised us to get a blog so that we would use the english language more on a daily basis.. This I am doing right now! Using english on daily basis. Great! 

Well, this saturday I was home for work and took the car in back to Trondheim. Brought a my speakers and amplifier, and also a little TV.. So now there's music playing all the time (Last three; Pedahl - D e æ som e Sir Trøndelag, Helloween - Keeper of the seven keys and Metallica - My friend of Misery). And last my brother sent me a DVD-player. Good stuff!

Finally to improve my english and to use it on a daily basis I went and signed up for a buddyprograme and got myself a buddy from Australia! Going over to his house to help him with his Norwegian homeworks in half an hour.. My first teaching assignement. ;)

Heim en tur..

Mamma sier jeg skal hilse fra Mor som sitter å strikker. Det gjør jeg altså nå. Hun er ei hiva dame. Holdt middagen varm heelt til jeg kom hjem, DVS. fra klokka 2000 til klokka 22. Fint. Godt var det og!! Dessuten kom pappa å henta meg på Brekstad. Også fint.
Nå har jeg tatt en halvliter så jeg slipper å hente Lillebror på fest klokka 3 inatt. Rutinert.

Nok en gang..

Ha æ ailtså sett feil på ukeplan å mesta første forelesning. Vi får forbedre oppmøte t neste uke.. hmm.. Gtg! exfac0003 klokka 1015...

Laga blogg!

Hei!

Idag har jeg laget blogg. Men før den blir optimal må jeg tenke, dvs. koke kaffe. 

Snakkes!